Twitter Thread: Kitty That Was Voted 'Objectively Worst Cat In The World’ 3 Years Running Gets A Loving Farewell

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Aug 18, 2022 10:00 AM EDT

We all love our cats - no matter what. It doesn't matter how many of our favorite things our cats, doesn't matter how many of our favorite things our cats tear, doesn't matter how many times our cats embarrass us at the worst moments… we love them, and we're willing to take everything that comes with it. All of their crimes - whether our cats enjoy locking us out of our bathroom and create madness on occasion, or whether or our cats rob a supermarket and steal exactly three sausages and then go viral for it - we forgive them for all of it. 

Even the worst cat in the world is actually purrfect in our eyes. And we mean literally. Daisy Boo Biscuit Potter was voted "Objectively Worst Cat In The World" for three whole years. And yet, today, after her passing at the senior age of 18, we look back on her life with her owners, and remember that yes, she was indeed purrfection. 

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    Font - OBIT Ned Potter @ned_potter Daisy Boo Biscuit Potter today departed for the great litter tray in the sky, aged 18. Daisy was voted 'objectively worst cat in the world' 3 years running, and her hobbies included vomiting and ignoring us.
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    Truly, we want to say thank you to these people for taking care of and loving Daisy Boo Biscuit Potter as much as they did. Not everyone would have had the patience, not everyone would have been able to appreciate her good side, but these amazing people clearly did, and we are nothing but thankful to them. 

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    Cat - ALT 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 1,313 Retweets 881 Quote Tweets 13.7K Likes
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    We also want to say that we are so, so happy that Daisy Boo Biscuit Potter lived as long as she did. There were clearly many obstacles, and although we wish she had been with us for a while longer, we can still appreciate that she lived a long, comfortable and happy life. And that's amazing. 

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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter Daisy was adopted with her sister' Wellie from the RSPCA. The two of them slept in the shelter curled round oneanother to trick potential buyers into thinking they were adorable. Once home they never interacted with each other again. 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 2,152 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter Wellie and Daisy had one shared aim: to annihilate our soft furnishings. Daisy's weapon of choice was vom, whilst Wellie chose the feacal route, constantly urinating on our sofa; on special occasions she'd also sneak a dump on there too. In desperation we took her to the vet 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 1,068 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter The vet prescribed Feliway, a sort of cat marijuana, to relax Wellie. This certainly worked a treat. Rather than furtive soiling, Wellie would now jump down from the sofa, stroll casually to the corner of the room, flick us a peace sign, and shit confidently on the floor. 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 1,251 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter Daisy would eat incredibly quickly, always, and was sick at least once a day. Sometimes several times. Once again we went to the vet. Was she ill? Was her stomach working? What could we do? The vet described her condition as - verbatim quote here - 'a lifestyle choice.' ...
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    Cat - ALT 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 2,374 Likes
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    Cat - Ned Potter @ned_potter Happy in the knowledge that vomming was now sanctioned by a professional, Daisy set about expanding her repertoire. She developed 'the waterfall sick' where she'd perch at the top of a soft furnishing, and cascade vom down every possible surface of it. ALT 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022. Twitter for iPhone 8 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 1,166 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter The sofa, which had been replaced literally the day after Wellie (who was much older) died, started to be defined by the copious voms Daisy covered it with, as did our carpets. 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 811 Likes ... :
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter Daisy become famous at my place of work for her vomming. Has she vommed today, colleagues would ask? Of *course she has, I'd reply. I'd meet @mkhokhar to discuss marketing the library and our 1-to-1s would start with Masud asking: "how is the vom-cat?"
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    Cat - ALT 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 1,007 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter Meanwhile the vet prescribed incredibly expensive wet food which made Daisy's breath smell like a woodland creature had died and lain undiscovered, in a tin of tuna, for 3 years, then been eaten, digested, and passed, and the resulting effluence used by Daisy as mouthwash.
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    Cat - ALT 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,272 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter Aged around 13, Daisy decided she couldn't be arsed to go outside in winter any more. Even though that was where her litter tray was. Very much holding all the cards in this scenario, Daisy was delighted to find her litter tray brought inside - to our bathroom. 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 879 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter A year or so later, Daisy no longer felt troubled by the need to cover up anything she did in the litter tray, instead spending a long time meticulously scraping the plastic above the litter line, for no reason at all. At least we couldn't smell the vom as much now. 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 821 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter ... Daisy loved nothing more than waiting till someone was having a bath, coming into the bathroom, shitting, leaving the shit uncovered and sauntering off whilst the smell of death lingered and the bather frantically tried to escape the bath, the room, ideally the house entirely.
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    Cat - ALT 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022. Twitter for iPhone 14 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,353 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter Aged about 16, Diasy decided to add ‘waking us up' to her box of tricks. Pretty much every night, she'd wait till around 1am and then wonder round meowing loudly. She'd come into each of our rooms, and really give it the beans, meow-wise. 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022- Twitter for iPhone 4 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 973 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter Sometimes we'd go downstairs and fetch her. Here we are, we'd say. Oh phew, she'd say. I'll go back downstairs then. Then she'd meow loudly again for ages. It was great times. None of us wanted to be well rested anyway. 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 4 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 943 Likes
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    Photograph - Ned Potter @ned_potter Having been kitten-like her whole life, Daisy suddenly got very old very quickly. Her final days were spent on the sofa, being stroked and adored. If there is an afterlife, it will start smelling considerably worse right about... now. So long, Daise. ALT 10:34 PM - Aug 11, 2022. Twitter for iPhone 11 Retweets 2,210 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter ADDENDUM: I forgot this, she waited till we got covid and lost our sense of smell then vommed INTO THE RADIATOR behind the sofa. We only realised later when our sense of smell came back and the wave of radiator-warmed months-old vom struck us. Truly, special times. Mairi-Claire @mairi_claire_k - Aug 11 Replying to @ned_potter Not the vomit down the radiator cat? Aw, poor wee honking Daisy cat. 10:59 PM - Aug 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 29 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 2
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter Have to say it's been joyous reading all the replies and QTs from people who've had similar awful pets that they've loved anyway, thanks all! 2:32 PM - Aug 12, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,054 Likes
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    Font - Ned Potter @ned_potter oh good GOD I can't believe I didn't include this, Daisy had this trait big time. In particular she would weave as you walked down the stairs as if killing you and making it look like an accident was something she'd been training for for years. Pat Blake @PatblakeBlake Aug 12 Replying to @ned_potter I have a vom cat. His other trick is standing in front of me as I'm walking and then looking at me as if I kicked him on purpose. I love him to pieces. 6:43 PM - Aug 12,
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